Text from Roommate:

RM: Plans for tonight?

Me: Yep.

RM: And...

Me: Well, lets just say there is wine involved...

RM: And...

Me: The hot tub is ready to go...

RM: : And???

Me: There will be anywhere from 5 to 10 people over here in a little bit.

RM: Do I know them? Are these regular people or will they be naked when I get home?

Me: Give me a break...I don't know any "regular people". ;)